The Stupid Comments page

I used to have a feedback form for my Pengo game. It came with these instructions:

Write your comments here. If you're reporting a bug, please write what computer and browser you're using - and leave your e-mail address, so I can get back to you.

That's right, the forms were anonymous, so if people didn't write their e-mail address, I had no chance to reply.

So what kind of things did people write to me?

Well, 68% of the messages were empty or contained random letters, 22% were just stupid, and 10% were actually sensible (using a very broad definition of "sensible").

Here are some of the ones I filed under "stupid". None of them include a return address, so I have no way of replying to the people who sent them. They are completely unedited.

The game doesen't start!

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how do i use java

Could I get a copy of it???

i really like youre game i just want it to play offline where can i download you re game !!!!!

WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU LIKE

START IT RIGHT AWAY SO I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT 3 MINETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are gay

how do you get it to star the game because it doesn't star when it tire to star so how do you star the game i want to play NOW????? ????????????????????????????????? i want to know i want to play NOW?????????????

please help me to start the game!!!

why is it not that fun you need to add some more stuff to it O.K

THES GAMES WONT WORK.
SO PLEASE CAN I HAVE ONE TRY FREE.
PLEASEE. THANK YOU.

hello my name is king i want to have a book about your work thankyou yours faithfull the king

you have no whao to duet

YOUR SITE IS VERY VERY INSTINGO

I still have'nt played yet but i bet it's really cute.

this is a stupid game it should not be allowed to be played on the internet it i s very grouse and degrating i am apoled that some one could have a\enough gonads to put something like this on the internet
sicerly mrs. rentz

är spelen gratis
is the games free

I hate the game you suck. ????????????????????????? O>K

This game is too good to be true.You can improve on it.You can lkfdsh;lklkjlkj;l khgh

Henrik loves your mama.

I am verry happy to send you this game and i want to play it and how long is it going to take you to start the game?

your game is good.you can inprove!!

i think i lost my dog